A Dozen Great (Or Terrible) Boozy Pick Up Lines

Since we can’t all be Ryan Gosling memes, some of us have to do our best to say cool-sounding stuff in person. The basic goal: stop someone in their social tracks and, within 15 seconds, be as charming/witty/adorably sleazy as possible to lay the groundwork for a possible hook-up, and quite possibly a free bagel or egg sandwich the next day. Not that these methods tend to work nowadays—really, the pick up line is about 100 characters too long for our attention spans. But since you can’t send a Bitmoji to someone until you get their number, and since retro seems to be making some kind of lazy cultural comeback, we figured why not resuscitate the old pick up line, booze style?


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