Believe it or not, Fiji only has ONE double-decker floating bar. I know, right? Talk about a lack of basic amenities.

Now, we all know an island bar in the beautiful otherworldly crystalline gorgeousness of Fiji is a place where only the most exquisite of the exquisites go. The kind of place where Leonardo DiCaprio might have to actually stand on line. (No, we take that back. Dude’s probably gonna enter heaven through the kitchen entrance by the back alley and high five St. Peter.)

Yes, friends, it’s the kind of place we can only dream of—and/or waste several paychecks to splurge on. It’s called Cloud 9, because, you know, modesty. And it’s amazing.