Drunken Candy Apples Are The Latest Treat Every Adult Deserves


Is it time for a visit to the dentist again? If so, why not take a bite out of these delicious looking Drunken Candy Apples before your next appointment and give the poor sot something substantial to do. A lingering smell of alcohol on your breath can only improve your already aching relationship with your favourite tooth doctor.

Making these suckers are similar to whipping up regular candy apples for the kids, except here you jam a small bottle of alcohol into the top-end of the apple to resemble that bar brawl victim you sent to the ER the other night.

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Yes, we know it was you, but with classy treats like these you will restore your dwindling reputation as a Stepford Wife in no time.

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Nothing that sugar, booze and re-runs of Big Little Lies can’t fix.

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