Wearing your three piece monkey suit? Dressed like a penguin in your tails? Is an open bar in your future? Be the life of the party when you reveal that your shiny cufflinks double as bottle openers. Best groomsmen or soon to be husband gift ever.

There’s one thing about human society that we’ve gotten right. Whenever people are forced to dress up in outfits requiring cufflinks, there is usually an open bar later that evening. It’s like a light at the end of the awkward and uncomfortable tunnel. You may have to watch your sister marry a total buttmunch and grin as your grandma regales you with tales of her goiter, but you know that as soon as the organist plays “There Goes The Bride,” you can get your drink on with your fellow groomsmen and forget it all.