Thousands of South Africans Hospitalised With SONA Drinking Game Induced Alcohol Poisoning

SOUTH AFRICA – While the Mother City rocked until late with political parties partying up their respective storms, the emergency rooms of the country filled up with over eager SONA viewers.

Members of the public were playing various forms of drinking games, downing drinks whenever Zuma chuckled, drinking shots whenever someone raised a point of order, and pretty soon, their livers packed in.

“We had people coming in with terrifyingly high levels of alcohol poisoning all night,” said ER doctor Walied September, “A few were already admitted around 8, but some of the scarier cases came later on, those people thought they could handle it, but the President just kept on and on and on talking.”


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