Why SABC Boss Hlaudi Motsoeneng`s eyes are so red


Online media wants us to believe that SABC Boss Hlaudi Motsoeneng’s red eyes are a clear sign that he is possessed by Mr Red himself. The truth is devil’s eyes can be caused by a number of reasons. Let’s take a look at a few of the possibilities.

He is stoned.

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Smoking some sweet Mary Jane can very well cause your peepers to go red. The THC in cannabis normally decreases blood pressure which dilates the blood vessels and increases blood flow. In turn the arteries in your eye-ball expand from the decreased blood pressure and become visibly red.

Taking into account Motsoeneng’s goofy behaviour the last couple of weeks you might very well want to blame weed, but no stoned person in the history of the Baked¬†Universe has ever made this many half-baked proclamations ever. So no, he’s not hashed.

He’s an insomniac.

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The master of the national broadcaster my very well be an insomniac. High rolling jobs like his Majestsoeneng’s may leave little time for shut-eye. Bloodshot eyes normally occur when the blood vessels on the surface of the eyes become inflamed in response to insufficient amounts of oxygen in the cornea or tissues covering the eyes.

But along with big responsibilities come big salaries, so rest assured Mr CEO probably sleeps snug as a bug under his 400 thread count Egyptian cotton rug. Big boss needs his zzzz’s yo.

He’s tapping the sauce too hard.

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Aaa. Drinking a lot of alcohol over a long period of time damages the brain and impairs its ability to function. Heavy drinking also depletes the body of the nutrients needed for eye health and consequently can lead to a condition know as alcoholic optic neuritis, causing blood vessels on the surface of the eyes to dilate and become inflamed.

Whatever the reason, Motsoeneng’s scary eyes need some fixing.

We recommend teabagging.

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Refrigerate your used tea bags and then place them over your eyes. Herbal teas like green tea provide a variety of benefits, including the reduction of inflammation and redness.

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