31 Things Women Do ONLY When Drinking Wine With Other Women

Sometimes, the third bottle drains all discretion. Here are 31 things women do only when drinking wine with other women:

1. Switch the definition of words typically in our grasp, like “indigent” and “indigenous.”

2. Contemplate a drastic hair color change for summer that we’ll never follow through with.

3. Decide to sell Stella + Dot.

4. Convince one another of celebrities we would be instant BFFs with, if only we had the opportunity to meet. Common victims include Gwyneth Paltrow, Beyoncé, Andy Cohen, Emma Stone, Mindy Kaling, Ellen and that girl from Rich Kids of Beverly Hills.

5. Watch the “How To Tell If You’re A Basic Bitch” video. Over and over.

6. Make brunch plans the next day no one has any intention of keeping.


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