A Foolproof Guide to Drinking on Your Lunch Break

Because our boss is probably going to end up reading this, so we ought to say from the get-go that we never drink on our lunch break.

Not even once. I would venture to say that the thought had never even crossed my mind until this article came to fruition. I’m a company man. I clock out to take a s**t.

With that being said, we know how to have a couple of pints on the DLs. We drink for a living. So if you’re someone that likes to escape the fluorescent abyss of the office through subtle intoxication, this is how you drink on your lunch break and keep your shit together.

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