Anni Dewani Sequel

The Gugulethu mystery murder of British honeymoon tourist Anni Dewani has serious collateral damage for SA tourism. Thursday’s launch of Oak Valley’s easy drinking lifestyle range, called Rawbones, at Mzoli’s butchery-cum-braai boma in Gugs, has Mother City Wine mavens making their wills and requesting special transport arrangements from the Rhodesian bush war. Oak Valley owner Anthony Rawbone-Viljoen (whose initials ARV ominously double as Armed Reconnaissance Vehicle) issued the following press statement to calm the fevered brows of bibulists, bullshitters and bloggistes:


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