Every once in a while a product comes along that just stops us in our tracks. Sometimes it’s a new gadget, sometimes it’s an expensive piece of electronics. Today, it is something very low tech, but unbelievably awesome: the DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit. Take some deep breaths and get ready for the biggest smile you’ve had in a long time. Read on, friend.

The DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit is a simple little kit. First, you just have to get yourself a 64oz bottle of juice. Then pour in a packet of the DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit’s yeast and pop the airlock top on. Inside the juice, the yeast will begin its sweet, sweet science – it will convert the fructose of the juice into alcohol and carbonation. Within 48 hours (you can start tasting after 24), you’ll have your very own alcoholic beverage. This type of drink has been enjoyed in Europe for about a million years. The Germans call it Federweißer; the Austrians call it Sturm. We call it AWESOME. Get a DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit now and turn boring, healthy juice into the party beverage it was intended to become. Prost!