Don’t blame tequila for the shit on your back

Rossie Brovent of Dayton, Ohio wants £60 000 (R762 111) in damages from Ryan Fitzgerald who tattooed a steaming poo on her back, according to an article on IOL

Rossie is suing her ex-boyfriend who got his revenge on her after he found out that she cheated on him with his best friend. Brovent wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back but was left with a pile of excrement and flies buzzing around it.

She now blames all of this on tequila and wine. She signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was “at the artist’s discretion”. “He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo,” she was quoted as saying.

The nerve! It’s not the booze darling, it’s you and your slutty ways…