Helen Zille threatens Capetonians who add water to their whiskey and have too much sex with jail time

If this is the sign of the times, we’re so screwed come #dayzero.

This morning while trawling my Facebook feed, whiskey aficionado, Bernard Gutman, posted this letter from Western Cape Premier, Helen Zille.

#fakenews

If this document is authentic, I can only assume point five and six are tannie Helen’s dry sense of humour filtering through. Point five requests citizens to abstain from having a dash of water with whiskey, while point six advice residence to stay hydrated by having less sex. Offenders may end up in jail.

While this is amusing and scary at the same time, it begs the question, Should I Add Water to My Whiskey?

Should I Add Water to My Whiskey?

Mark Twain is credited with the coinage “Whiskey is for drinking and water is for fighting over.” Given this observation, one might be hesitant to let the liquids share a glass, especially since o