The highly anticipated new album of Taylor Swift dropped last year and with it we comes a whole new Taylor – one who is over 21 and one who has officially graduated from Diet Coke.

The new Taylor knows there’s only one way to cope with the trials of fame and heighten the heady thrills of a new romance — booze, naturally!

She spends much of Reputation (nine of its 15 tracks, to be exact), rattling off the beverages she’s imbibing — and she’s clearly getting drunk on something a bit stronger than jealousy these days.

So slap on your red lipstick, queue up the new Taylor jams, and try not to ruin your own reputation after getting hammered like a pop princess.

“I knew it from the first old fashioned, we were cursed” (“Getaway Car”)

“Whiskey on ice, Sunset and Vine / You’ve ruined my life by not being mine” (“Gorgeous”)

“Drinking beer out of plastic cups” (“King of My Heart”)

“Jump into the pool from the balcony / Everyone swimming in a champagne sea” (“This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things”)

“I’m spilling wine in the bathtub / You kiss my face and we’re both drunk” (“Dress”)

“I’ll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year’s Day” (“New Year’s Day”)