How to Make Prison Wine (Just in Case)

Maybe you’re getting ready for your friend’s annual Oz Christmas party, or maybe you’re just counting the days until The Man comes down on you for all those jaywalking tickets, but at some point it’s important that everybody learn how to make pruno, aka prison wine — a DIY booze made of fruit, preservatives, sugar, and moxie that you can cook up in a couple of days. Days you’ll no doubt spend sharpening a spoon into something more useful. Like a spork, or whatever.

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