There’s A Serious Hennessy Shortage In America, And It’s Actually Donald Trump’s Fault (seriously)

Hennessy is a criminally overrated cognac. I maintain that it’s actually more fun to say “Hennessy” than it is to drink it. Because Hennessy tastes like ATM runs at 3 a.m. Hennessy tastes like puddle water and penitence. Hennessy tastes like it should be called “Omarosa.” But overrated doesn’t mean unimportant, since it exists as both black America’s most prominent social lubricant and the reason at least 35 percent of y’all niggas were conceived. (Present company included.) #AllHennyMatters.


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