Hats off to Viva Vodka for sponsoring the opening of Wilhelm Saayman’s exhibition at the ErdmannContemporary (sorry, my spacebar is broken) Gallery on Wednesday 15 May, the day I return from judging the Concours Mondial in Bratislava. But did they read the exhibition title? In season five everyone dies.

Heidi should have asked Rui Esteves for some La Muerte Mezcal. After all, his &Union nerve centre is just a block away.