Le tout UK is transfixed by the celebrity threesome cause célèbre. Seems that a firsky trio engaged in Ugandan discussions and everyone in the world knows who they were expect the folks living in England and Wales. According to popgoesthenews the celebrity is Canadian David Furnish, husband to Elton John and the couple are Daniel Laurence and husband Pieter Van den Bergh. A very South African name.

But the most likely SA connection is the identity of the olive oil which features predominantly. “The threesome, which allegedly took place at the home of Laurence and Van den Bergh in December 2011, involved wrestling in a pool of olive oil.” Surely not extra virgin? If it was, there are several SA brands which fit the bill. Especially the ones flavoured with truffles. At least I hope that taste was truffle at the recent Commanderie de Bordeaux dinner held at Morgenster, although I left before any wrestling mats were hauled out.