Salma Hayek eats (and drinks) her way to a botox-free glow

You know how Salma Hayek is gorgeous and looks immortal, like she drinks the blood of baby unicorns every morning? Well she’s finally let us in on her secret to looking so young and spectacular: She eats fat and drinks wine. Yeah, I’ll have what she’s having! (Says the woman who ate bacon and a whole avocado for lunch today.)

Salma’s serious. Here’s what she told Harper’s BAZAAR: “I am on the limit of chubbiness because I love my food and my wine. It’s not the best for fashion, but it’s good for my mood.” Snort, Salma, you– chubby? That’s hilars. No but really, tell us more.

“I am happy because I eat. I am 46 — I will not have Botox. You know why? Because I eat! I eat the fat, I eat the vegetable, I eat everything.” OMG, me too! So why don’t I look like you? Actually, I’ve always thought my younger sister (who is also gorgeous) looks a lot like Salma, which kind of makes me feel like I almost look like Salma. But I do not look like Salma. Only Salma looks like Salma. And she looks like that even though (because?) she eats everything.

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