This is 55 Hi’s Shot Glass Card. It’s a birthday card that can be folded into a usable shot glass. There’s a video demonstrating the kind of coordination it’ll take to put the thing together. It seems pretty simple, but for the birthday boy or girl, it’s gotta be a feat! Your birthday is the one day out of a year you can get FUBAR and no one can judge you (outwardly). Your friends buy all your drinks and then send you home, puking out the window of the cab at the end of the night. Plus, you get cake! You certainly can’t be expected to follow instructions, perform tasks requiring hand-eye coordination, speak coherently, or NOT walk into oncoming traffic. It’s the rules! See Birthday Rulebook, Section 4.12(a).