The Macaulay Culkin drinking game

“I’m doing naughty things, I’m drinking too much, I’m going to clubs. It really didn’t matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn’t let their kids hang out with me.” – Macaulay Culkin

Now, Macaulay Culkin is home alone after his 8 year long girlfriend, Mila Kunis, announced that they decided to call it quits.

Who’s gonna play with the boy now? Well, I’m pretty sure that this Home Alone drinking game will keep him busy for a while…


Drink when the following are said/heard:

-Macaulay Culkin (Kevin) screams (drink twice if he’s putting aftershave on his face)
-Joe Pesci’s (Harry’s) gold tooth sparkles (drink twice if John Heard [Kevin’s dad] is holding it when it sparkles)
-Macaulay Culkin breaks the 4th wall
-anytime a tarantula is in frame
-Macaulay Culkin says “I don’t think so”
-Someone knocks over the statue in the McCallister’s front yard
-any reference is made to Kieran Culkin’s (Fuller’s) bedwetting
-someone is running through an airport
-anytime an American Airlines employee is way more polite and/or good looking than they would be in real life
-“Keep the change, you filthy animal” is said
-Macaulay Culkin talks out loud to show his inner monologue even though he’s by himself
-John Candy (Gus) says the word “polka”
-anytime Judeo-Christian values/undertones are apparent
-Joe Pesci talks angry like he’s cursing but he isn’t actually cursing
-Daniel Stern (Marv) or Joe Pesci get injured by Macaulay Culkin, his booby traps, or an old dude with a shovel

Finish your drink:

-Daniel Stern screams his dick off because there’s a spider on his face
-Daniel Stern says “shit” even though the movie is PG