Forget tinsel and plastic trinkets, this year we are celebrating Christmas with vodka baubles. Smirnoff intends to make this year’s Christmas super festive with these glass ornament baubles filled with vodka.

The bottles themselves are emblazoned with seasonally appropriate slogans and hashtags, along with holiday lights, snow, and other cozy and fun winter motifs. Whether you’re planning on making big batch cocktails for an upcoming celebration or just making yourself a quiet drink at home, they encourage us to “Mix and Mingle,” “Eat, Drink, and Be Merry,” or whatever else you’ve got on tap for the holiday season.  What’s more, there’s not just one design available; there are four different ones.

But here’s the catch, as cute as the ornament bottles are, you probably won’t want to hang these bottles from your tree; they’re likely going to be too heavy for that. Each bottle contains 750ml of vodka — which, for reference, is the equivalent of a standard bottle of wine. I don’t know about you, but I have never encountered a Christmas tree with branches strong enough to hold entire bottles of wine, so, uh… you do the math.

Prices vary for the Smirnoff No. 21 Holiday Ornament bottles. Expect to pay anything between $11.99 to $15.99 online.