Nothing quite says Christmas like blooming crocuses, picnics on grassy swards with lambs gaily cavorting about and the air filled with soft downy fluff from newly hatched ducklings.  Am I right, or am I right?

I mean, if you’re from South Africa and all.

I remember a survey once where they asked Detroit high schoolers to find South Africa on a map, and less than 2% were able to do it.  This fact is made even more pathetic when you consider that very few countries actually list their location in their names.