If you’re in the US and follow pop culture, you’ll know that Charlie Sheen has tiger blood coursing through his veins. This is more than mere mortals can handle, but now we can get a taste of what it’s like. Thanks to Harco Labs for harnessing the power of tiger blood for the average man in a convenient IV drip bag for easy transfusion.

Seriously though, according to the package, here are some rules to live by after drinking this tiger blood drink:

• 100% Passion
• Take more drugs than anyone could survive
• Bang 7 gram rocks
• Dying’s for fools
• Party epically
• Expose people to magic, and then forget about them tomorrow
• Period. The end.