Several weeks ago, while waiting for my go-to Italian roast to be brewed by Starbucks’ fancy new Clover machine, I complimented the barista for her pretty, coral manicure.

You know how Salma Hayek is gorgeous and looks immortal, like she drinks the blood of baby unicorns every morning?

Actor Leonardo DiCaprio attributes his sanity to booze and letting loose with his friends. Yes, we said his sanity.