As cranky old folks love to remind us, milk comes from mammals, not almonds or any other kind of nut, because nuts do not lactate. It?s what distinguishes us from all the other bacteria and plants and

Spring is here! I know this because the sun no longer sets at 5 p.m. and because I wore my light jacket today and also because Peet?s Coffee sent me an email yesterday about its new springtime drinks,

The man in the above photo is a model. It’s staged. To get that photo, I put “coffee” and “sad” into Getty Images, and voila: Sad Coffee Guy.

Fall is the best beer-drinking season, hands down. Summer is when beer sales are highest, but for my money, I’ll take fall’s brown and amber ales, porters, and even pumpkin beers any day. After a

You know the slogan: “Red Bull. It gives you wings!” A majority of people read it as a clever bit of branding, one indicating the energy drink’s high caffeine content, and leave it at that. But where there’s a slogan with wiggle room, a class-action lawsuit is rarely far behind, and so Red Bull will now be paying anybody in Canada who felt misled by that slogan and would like to make about $10 as compensation for their disappointment.

Now that it?s Pride Month, and there?s money to be made from the LGBTQ community?s June-long celebration of itself, its history, and the many struggles and countless losses it?s endured to earn that c

Maybe those weird airport self-help books were right. Maybe the key to achieving anything in life is confidence, swagger, acting like you know what you?re doing, faking it ?till you make it, etc. It w

Since 1973, the Danish mainstay Carlsberg has referred to itself publicly as ?probably the best beer in the world.? If you?ve happened to come across that slogan in more recent years, and found yourse

Call him Dwayne ?Ciroc? Johnson, because the once and eternal People?s Champion is getting into the celebrity booze business.

Leticia Adams of Muskegon, Michigan found the Word Of God in a giant-ass 24-pack of Pepsi last week.