What Your Favorite Drink Says About You

Like your clothes and your job the cocktail you order at your local bar tells people a great deal about your personality. So what does it say exactly? Well, it not nessararly something good…


Your hobby is to look at yourself in the mirror for long periods of time before heading back to the gym.

Sex on the Beach

Admit it, you really like having sex on the beach or you really want to do it.


You like German cars. You also like Standing next to German cars that aren’t yours and fake cell phone conversations about the strength of your nonexistent portfolio.

White Wine

You like to buy important-looking books at Exclusive Books, placing them on your bookshelf and never read them.


You love attending outdoor summer concerts of yesterdays washed-up bands like Smokie and Celin Dion. You also wear jean short to the show.

Bloody Mary

You are a heavy early morning drinker and you also like to drink cold soup out of a glass.

Rum and Coke

You are a light weight that enjoys walking around the gym with big arms.

Jager Shot

You like to punch people in the face.

Tap Water

You normally get completely trashed and the only thing your stomach can face is water. You have a great deal of self-control when it comes to choosing sexual partners.

Source: http://www.cracked.com/