Who’s drinking Dom Perignon?

The alcohol, wrecked clothes, smeared make-up…is that Britney Spears? Wait, the hair isn’t as nasty as Brit’s…It’s Jessica!

Simpson becomes the latest actress to end up in the gutter – on the set of the  movie, Major Movie Star.

The movie is based on a fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Parker, who suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye. She then witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life…best she sticks to the Dom Perignon.