Tired of the same old cocktails? Urine luck.

Mixed drinks with urine — “pee” na Gryllada, “piss” co Sour, Octapissy or Urinade — sound like what happens if you piss off your bartender.

Instead they’re the brainchild of a U.K. bathroom retailer, having a wee bit of fun. They’re a gag — in every sense.

“We love to do wacky things,” says Anthony Langston, marketing specialist for online store Plumbworld. “Last year we created a product called the privy-pee. It was a superhero cape that somebody wears when they have got a shy bladder and can use at a urinal. People in the states went crazy.”

The cape was never made — nor is the online retailer shaking up pissy mixed drinks. It all started with a customer survey to determine whether any users of plumbing were also drinking urine. Close to 4% said they do.

RECIPE: PEE NA GRYLLADA

Serves: 1
Prep Time: 5 minutes

INGREDIENTS

1.6 ounces of coconut juice
2.5 ounces of pineapple juice
1.6 ounces of fresh urine
Fresh pineapple wedges

INSTRUCTIONS

Mix with crushed ice, pour into a chilled glass garnished with pineapple wedges and serve.