5 Terrifying Bond Villains You’d Be Scared to Share a Martini With

You can’t help it.

When you think Martini, you think James Bond. Now and probably forever, history’s most stylish cocktail is forever connected to the world’s suavest secret agent.

But what’s a secret agent without a super nemesis? As suave and daring as 007 is, sometimes it’s just more fun being bad. (It’s also a whole different kind of fun making a Martini the right way).

From the steel beast jaws to the man with the golden touch, these are the five Bond villains we’d most like to drink with—carefully, of course.