Let’s cut to the chase: a few glasses of wine can really change how we act as humans. Whether it’s a sudden rush of honesty or an extreme urge to dance, things just happen at the end of a bottle of wine. It’s inevitable that at some point we will end up taking the title of one of these personalities — or maybe we already have.

Before you take on any journey, it’s important to know what you may cross on your path. It’s for this reason that we have gathered the many different types of winos you will encounter in your lifetime so you can prepare yourself and craft a perfect defensive strategy for when the time strikes.