Was Adi Badenhorst, the final presenter at yesterday”s incredible pre-auction tasting of 40 CWG wines at the Taj Hotel, correct when he accused assembled winemakers of exhibiting “sexual frustration?” There was certainly more testosterone in the air than poppers or green peppers and all the Sauvignons Blanc poured had wood. So does that make winemakers the analogues of fluffers in the porn industry? Are CWG wines liquid porn?

Johan Malan from Simonsig presented a She-raz as his brand seems to be super popular with ladies while another hopped along, claiming his leg was the only part of his anatomy that was limp.

Peter Finlayson noted that each auction, the pourers got younger as opposed to the winemakers getting older while Etienne le Riche revealed that Stellenbosch is embracing KoC this Cape Wine 2015 as they style themselves Kings of Cabernet.

Niels Verburg has a Monster he’d like to unsheath with a female meat-eating teetoral shot-putter from Easter Europe while Duncan Savage, an X-rated name if ever there was one, has a terrific red blend called volg die fokken telefoondraad that takes phone sex to the next level.