Supermarket giant Tesco has launched a seasonal loo roll for Christmas.

Yep, deck the halls because you can now wipe your backside with paper scented with the smell of mulled wine.

Will there be greater joy this Noel? Who can say.

The ‘luxury soft toilet tissue’ is on sale for £2 at its shops and contains citrol, eugenol, cinnamol, citronella and limonene.

Tesco claims: ‘Our mulled spice scented toilet tissue has a mulled spice fragrance core and a decorated paper for extra indulgence everyday.’

And, just in case you were wondering, the supermarket added that the roll has been, ‘developed for softness, strength and performance.’